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The Worst Movies of 2005.
Everything you see on the Big Screen aren't gems, if you know what I mean. Here's a list of 2005's worst lemons as presented on the Rotten Tomatoes site. We haven't seen all of these supposedly bad movies ourselves; there are after all limits to the what we're willing to endure in the name of research. We're taking their word for it. We can't resist a few comments of our own, though:

• We're sorry for total babe Jessica Alba. Someone must have twisted her arm to get her to do "Into the Blue". Too bad she didn't break it for them.

• Poor Mickey Rourke. He can't seem to land a decent role these days. Could it be the dogs?

• Everybody must have thought that "Dukes..." would be the perfect vehicle to propel Jessica Simpson into stardom. Too bad it blew up on the launch pad.

• "Deuce Bigalow..." sucked the first time. Rob Schneider sucked the first time. How could doing it again be an improvement?

• How could anyone think that Bernie Mac and Ashton Kutcher could make us forget Spencer Tracy and Sidney Poitier in the first (and best, needless to say) version of "Guess who's coming to dinner"? We don't want to diss Bernie, he may well be a nice enough person, but he's no Spencer Tracy.

Get Rich or Die Tryin', Domino and Doom.

Into the Blue, The Dukes of Hazzard and Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo.

Supercross – the Movie, Undiscovered and 9 songs.

Stealth, House of Wax and Guess Who.

Elektra, Hide and Seek and Alone in the Dark.

Ma Mère and Aeon Flux.

Never heard of these movies? Don't worry, you haven't missed a thing. And if you have heard of them, for the sake of the careers of the actors involved, they are best forgotten as soon as possible. Learn more on Rotten Tomatoes.

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